Jose Mourinho has reportedly signed a pre-contract agreement with Manchester United to take over as the new coach of the club this summer. The Portuguese coach has been linked with Manchester United ever since he was sacked by former club Chelsea in December, but has now signed a pre- contract agreement with Manchester United according to an exclusive report by top Spanish newspaper El País.
According to the report Mourinho will be paid up to £15m if by June 1, 2016 the club refuses to employ him.“If United do not sign the final contract [with Mourinho] before 1 May, they must pay £5m; if by 1 June he’s still not signed, they shall pay another £10m. May is the key, because it’s the month in which the vast majority of the signings of players are closed and the plans formed.” Read the report.El País claim that the clause has been included because senior figures at Old Trafford, including Sir Alex Ferguson and Sir Bobby Charlton, are not entirely convinced that Mourinho is the right man to succeed Louis van Gaal. Senior officials at Manchester United like Ed Woodward have refused to deny the report.
The anti-corruption war is literally getting good as it gets with the planned trip to Dubai, the capital of United Arab Emirate by the Attorney General of the Federation (AGF) and Minister of Justice, Mr. Abubakar Malami, and Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) Mr. Ibrahim Magu to recover over $200b looted funds........
The post shared on Facebook today was written in Malay so could only gather that the man identified asIsmail Lambak, 62 just got married to an 18-year-old girl in Malaysia.

Former Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, says the fight against corruption should entail punishing those who have been found guilty of stealing and then also making sure they pay for the crime they committed. She said this while speaking at the Africa CEO forum holding in Cote d'Ivoire yesterday March 21st
“We have to fight corruption in two ways; one is by punishing those who steal, and making sure they pay for what they do.
Lol. And people will attend..
You know how they say the best things in life are free? Well, some people may soon have to pay for the very air they breathe. A practice that is already commonplace in China's Southern Guangdong province. Chinese residents and tourists visit the airy mountainsides to escape the choking pollution of the city, while there, they can buy bags of fresh air from vendors.
Many tourists hiking the mountain trail shared on social media their surprise at signs reading "purchase clean air to purchase a healthy life" and "Unpolluted air - big bags for 30 renminbi (£3) and small bags for 10 renminbi (£1)." The villagers made quick bucks as tourists bought bags of the stuff, they even put flowers in the bags to make the air smell even better.
Some internet users have suggested the villagers will make even more money if they exported the air to the cities.
A self-acclaimed prophetess named Victoria Okere of the New Revelation Church in Ogba Oke Ira area of Lagos state, has been arrested by the state police command for allegedly abducting a man identified as Wisdom Aworegbe and defrauding him of N3,000,000.