Wednesday, 23 March 2016

Zlatan Ibrahimovic offered £59million deal to move to China..

The man with the biggest ego in football, otherwise known as Ibracadabra, has worked his magic again. Who else gets an offer this huge? The PSG star is out of contract at the end of the season and with many top clubs falling over themselves to land the talismanic striker, he can have his pick of the bunch. One offer that has stood out though is from the Chinese Super League, the Asian nation is so eager to have the 34-year-old, the government is willing to finance a deal. If he settles for the lucrative deal, it will be the ideal ride into the sunset for a player whose trophy cabinet creaks under the weight of his many medals.

Lol! Freeze Slams TB Joshua For Saying He Prophecies Over Brussels Bombings

Central European country of Belgium was on Tuesday morning rocked by twin explosions at the Brussels Airport and Metro Station, leaving at least 30 people dead, and tens of others wounded. And not long after the sad news claimed headlines across the globe, popular Nigerian cleric at the Synagogue Church of All Nations, T.B. Joshua, claimed he had predicted the tragedy.

The message was shared on the church’s Emmanuel TV on January 31, where he said that it ‘is not yet over’ for a ‘French Country’. “These evil people are in town,” the prophet said, adding, “The people they chased out, there are some that are still there. They want to strike back. “They have to sit tight,” TB Joshua continued in the message, saying that the alleged attackers were “looking for every opportunity for assembly – assembly of people, to launch. They will blow a lot of people die.(sic)” But popular OAP Daddy Freeze is not buying into these endless prophesies. “Baba, leave story, you didn’t predict jack!” Daddy Freeze said, adding, “Northern French country ko, southern Portuguese country ni! Shior!!!” “Your so-called prediction killed about 30 while in your own backyard 116 were killed???? Baba, leave this one and go and predict #SureBet make boys hammer!” Daddy Freeze said.

This is not the first time the OAP would be tackling the popular prophet. Just some days back, Freeze called out Nigeria’s justice system for treating TB Joshua like royalty after a building in his church’s premises collapsed, leading to the death of over 100 people, while Lekki Gardens MD, Richard Nyong was cuffed and remanded in prison following the collapse of one of his structures.

Hehehe! Benson Idahosa University Student Threatens The Person who Stole Her Tab, With Madness

A student of Benson Idahosa University has threatened the fellow who stole her Tablet with madness. See what she pasted on the wall below:- If you see her Tab, You better return it now oooooo…. Don’t Play with Yoruba girls oooo

This is the reason Why We Kiss With Our Eyes Closed

It’s agreed that one of the greatest mysteries of human psyche is, why do we close our eyes while sharing a kiss? Worry no more about why because the psychologists from Royal Holloway, University of London, simply say our brains the brain can’t deal with more than two things at once and so, it has nothing to do with love, passion, or lust. Closing our eyes when kissing isn’t a sign that you’re a hopeless romantic.

Scientists have discovered that we close our eyes when kissing because our brains aren’t able to process visual data at the same time as processing the physical sensations from our mouths. Dr Sandra Murphy and Dr Polly Dalton asked volunteers to perform a letter search task of either low or high difficulty, as well as responding to the presence or absence of a brief vibration delivered simultaneously to either the left or the right hand. They found that sensitivity to the clearly noticeable touch was reduced when they carried out the more taxing visual search task. Dr. Dalton said:-

“If we are focusing strongly on a visual task, this will reduce our awareness of stimuli in other senses. This could explain why we close our eyes when we want to focus attention on another sense. Shutting out the visual input leaves more mental resources to focus on other aspects of our experience.” …. so stop calling bae Mr. Romantic

Most Road Users are Stranded As Fuel Tanker Falls On Ikorodu Expressway (Photos)

There was a heavy traffic gridlock along Ikorodu road in Lagos this morning due to the presence of a fallen tanker which covered an entire motor lane. The incident left motorists and road users who were on their way to work stranded. Pictured are emergency officials who arrived the scene few hours ago to clear the tanker off the highway. See more photos below:-

Just in! Egypt arrive Nigeria today as coach Samson Siasia insists 'I don't fear them'

The Pharaohs of Egypt will fly direct into Kaduna on Wednesday from Cairo, two days before the Africa Cup of Nations qualifying fixture against Nigeria on Friday, March 25, according to a report by ThisDay. The first of the two Group G fixtures between the Nigeria and Egypt will take place at the Ahmadu Bello Stadium, Kaduna on Friday. Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) sources revealed Monday that the Egyptians have already informed the Glass House in Abuja that they will be flying in aboard their national carrier, Egypt Air. Egypt possesses European football stars like Mohamed Salah of AS Roma, Arsenal's Mohamed Elneny, Mahmoud Trezeguet of Anderlecht, Ahmed Hassan Kouka of Sporting Braga Portugal but Super Eagles coach Samson Siasia believes his players have what it takes to defeat the Pharaohs on Friday.

"Trust me, there will be no sentiment in selecting the team against Egypt on Friday. We have about seven training sessions for every player to show their readiness to play the game. I have invited them based on their current form in their clubs, now is the time for them to show Nigerians that what we see them do in Europe is real," Siasia told Comple tesportsnigeria.com "I am thrilled by their various club performance and if they reproduce such forms here in Nigeria colour, I see no reason why Egypt will not be beaten soundly on Friday. The job demands total commitment from every player and official and with God on our side, we shall triumph over the two legs." "The response of players to camp, I must say was encouraging and it gives me the confidence that we are going to have a very good game on Friday. We don't fear Egypt. In fact, they should fear us because we won't give them any breathing space in Kaduna and Alexandria,"

Wow! Hailstones the size of eggs pound Chinese city for 15 minutes

A mere umbrella just won't do, bring a helmet. Like something out of an apocalyptic flick, Chenzhou city, China experienced extreme weather lasting fifteen minutes when hailstones the size of eggs fell from the sky causing serious damage to the area. Fortunately, no casualties were reported from the hailstorm which punched holes in car windows. In March 2014 a week of bad weather, including the appearance of giant hailstones, claimed the lives of at least 16 people in the same Province.