Saturday, 2 April 2016
The Prominent Boko Haram Negotiator Arrested After Becoming Rich Overnight (Photos)
We are aiming & Will Deliver 10,000 Mega Watts Target soonest – Fashola

Speaking at the resolution of a three-year dispute between Enugu Electricity Distribution Company and Aba Power Limited, which had stalled the completion of a 141MW power project for the area, the minister said the resolution and the recovery of four turbines that were down would ensure that the power challenge facing the country could be overcome. A statement by the Special Adviser to the Minister on Communications, Hakeem Bello, on Friday quoted the Minister as saying apart from showing that distribution companies could work together, the development would also be of great benefit to traders in the area and boost ‘Made in Nigeria’ goods, which the area is known for.
He said, “We had some outages on our turbines in Jebba but l am happy to inform you that three of the four have been put back into operation and that there is again stability in the system. The power coming into the country is not enough and how do you share what is not enough, it is not possible, so what we need to do is generate more power. “The 200 megawatts coming from Aba is very important and it is good news for the market.
“The first turbine is on and is being synchronised and that is what we are saying and with incremental power we will achieve the target set by Mr. President in his speech last week.” While thanking former Head of State, Gen. Abdusalami Abubakar, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, Mr. Adetokunbo Kayode, Prof. Bart Nnaji, among others, for the roles they played in making the resolution possible, the minister said time had come for everyone to work together for the betterment of the power sector.
10 Statements often used by Ladies To Lure Guys To Bed....(See all)

However, I will say and always continue to say that ladies want s*x as much as men do just that they are very hypocritical about it for the fear of being ridiculed.. As a result of this, they use body language and sarcastic statements to pass across the message. I know that many of us are very sensitive to decode and read meaning to these statement Without wasting time
1. “Promise me you will not initiate s*x when I come” Some ladies will tell you to promise not to do anything silly when they come. This is a usually a sarcastic statement they often use to test a guy if he’s indeed a man. Just when you invite a lady to your house and tells you on the phone that you to make a solemn not to initiate s*x during her visitation, be sure that she’s only being sarcastic. This is common with teenagers
2. “I don’t like Dull Guys” I have been tagged a dull guy by many ladies an this is because I don’t have the courage to initiate love making, or perhaps, I don’t even know where to start from. As a matter of shame, when a lady visits me today her chances of paying me a subsequent visit is very slim. One even visit me last year and after she had spent five hours with me she began to ring to my ears that she hates to visits dull guys. Could you believe she called me as soon as she got to her house and started using sango and ogun to swear for me if I ever call her.
3. Your lips are Sexy To lure a guy into love making, some ladies will keep staring at you and will confess that your lips are sexy and conspicuously succulent. This means that she wouldn’t mind locking lips with you.
4. “Don’t tell me your joystick has Erec.ted ?” Another way many ladies lure guys to bed is that they will focus on your joystick region just to know if it’s above its default state.. The moment your obviously frustrated joystick exceeds its normal level, she will shake her head telling you how disappointed she is, and that she never expected your joystick to be erected. Most times, I use pillow to cover my joystick region so that a man of God like me will not fall for such temptation.
5. “I’m having body pains, Can you Massage Me? To lure a guy to bed, some ladies will pretend to be suffering from body pains and will ask the guy to massage their body, perhaps their back. When the guy is massaging the back, they will instruct him to move down a little bit, down to the their butts and before you know it, the rest is history. I don’t need to tell you what will happen next.
6. “Don’t play p**n movie here oooo” Just when open your videos folder on your laptop to play a movie and she tells you not to play p**n oooo otherwise she will vacate the room for you. Be rest assured that she definitely wants you to say something nasty so that argument and rough play will kick start.
7. “I hope you are the only one at home?” Prior to her arrival she might inquire if you’re the only one at home and if you say “yes”; she will smile and tell you to be prepared for her “prepare for her? shocked . Guys note that when a lady is curious to know if you are the only one in the house she definitely wants to know whether your kid brothers will not be lucifer that will cause distraction
8. “There’s heat, come and fan Me” Some ladies will tell you they are feeling heat, therefore, they need you to fan them with perhaps hand fan. When you are fanning her a metre away, she will tell you to come close jhooor, and before you know kissing and cuddling don start and the rest is history.
9. “You are not Romantic” Just when both of you have watched series of movies, played computer games, cracked jokes, browsed social sites and all that, and she suddenly looks into your eyes and tells you that you are not romantic, shocked she definitely wants the hormones in your body to resurrect so that you can make a move. This statement is normally used to lure guys to bed
10. “I’m feeling Cold” When a lady starts complaining about cold when the room is heating like a bakery then something is wrong. It means she wants you to come close to her. If you offer her a blanket, she will tell you to come lie beside her and the whole thing is history
Troops Attack Brigadier-General Over Food & Water Shortage In Maiduguri

A source close to the angry troops said, “Though Alagarno has been taken over by soldiers after a fierce battle with the insurgents, the terrorists planted mines around the town and as I am talking to you now, they have blocked all routes to the village. We have no food and water and the only means to enter Alagarno is by air. No vehicle can go in and out now because of the mines and insurgents surrounding the town.
“Instead of them to use helicopters to supply us water and food as they did when mines were planted along Bama to Banki road and our soldiers were cut off in Banki, the GOC used a helicopter to come and address us over irrelevant issues and warning us unnecessarily rather than address issues bordering on our welfare. “When he finished addressing us and was about leaving, soldiers blocked the helicopter and forced the pilot to come out of it. So many things happened in between before he was able to leave much later. I do not know if serious damage was done on the helicopter,” the source said.
Responding to a text message sent to him seeking for confirmation on the story, Deputy Director, Army Public Relation of 7 Division, Maiduguri, Col Mustapha Anka said he does not have details as he did not receive any official briefing on the matter. “It is rumour I have been hearing. We are passing through so many huddles that you did not know because you are not part of us. We really need media cooperation to boost the morale of our troops. That is very essential at this time. This is a critical moment,” he said.
INEC are Plotting To Release Results Elections To Favour APC – Wike alleges

In an exclusive interview with THISDAY in Port Harcourt yesterday, Wike said he had information that INEC was planning to release some of the results in the eight local government areas where the commission suspended elections. He said: “We are now hearing that INEC wants to release some of the results of the election they cancelled in some of the eight local governments, obviously to help the APC. Don’t forget the election was cancelled around 2pm before the election process was even concluded on the 19th, the very day of the election.
“How can they have results for a process that was ongoing when it was cancelled by the same INEC? Where did the result surface from? Their claim now is that some of the results in the eight local governments they cancelled were already collated and I ask how was it possible when it was cancelled when voting was still going on by 2pm? This is fraud on the part of INEC. INEC is trying to help the APC by manipulating the result. The APC lost badly in Rivers so they want to help Minister of Transportation, Chibuike Amaechi to save his face.”
He accused INEC of trying to subvert the will of the people as expressed by the voters in the re-run elections. “As I said before, INEC has not showed any sign that they are impartial. They have not shown signs of that. Notwithstanding, we have raised complaints and they have seen that our complaints are genuine. So why are they running away from it. Why?” He alleged that INEC was using the cover of the suspended election to perfect plans to rig elections in the eight local government areas in favour of the APC. He accused the INEC of causing crisis in the state and warned of dire consequences if the commission continued to favour any political party. Wike said: “I foresee a situation where all they are doing now is to perfect a system where they will now want to rig us out. Just like I said, that will also be highly resisted. So, no one will say that there is crisis in Rivers State.
“INEC should not be causing crisis in Rivers State, INEC should allow the people’s will to prevail. I will not fold my arms and allow INEC to perfect that strategy they want to use and rig in those eight local government areas. Rivers State will still resist it. If I die in the cause of Rivers state, no big deal about that. “If I die for it, it is a sacrifice I can make for Rivers State as Rivers State cannot be cheated any longer. Allow the people’s will; allow their mandate to stand. Don’t try to satisfy an individual whom you think might have contributed so much amount of money to a political party.
The people will decide where their votes will be and so we will resist it with all it takes.” Wike also accused INEC of deliberately refusing to release the result of elections in Ikwerre state constituency and Ikwerre/Emohua federal constituency because the APC lost in Amaechi’s home constituencies. He said: “Yes, he (Amaechi) lost in Ikwerre Local government and that is why they are playing games; INEC is trying to play games, particularly one national commissioner, Amina Zakari. She is the brain behind all these problems you see in Rivers State.
She has been tele-guiding and manipulating. In fact, I can tell that one of the monitors wrote condemning the attitude of Amaechi during that election. Amina scolded the supervisor for writing a report against Amaechi. We intercepted all those information. Indeed, most of the result swapping that INEC tried to do in Rivers State emanated from Amina Zakari.” The governor said the people would resist any attempt by the commission to cancel the results as they had already been collated at the centres. “So, not releasing Ikwerre is a bone on their neck. But I dare them.
Let them try to say they are cancelling Ikwerre Local Government. You cannot cancel what has been collated from the unit to the ward. You cannot do that. That result must be released. If they don’t want crisis, that result must be released. We will not fold out hands. It doesn’t matter. No threat will make us to forgo that. We trounced Amaechi in his local government. He failed. And let be said he failed. Let the whole world know that he failed. What are you protecting him for? You should protect the votes of the people and not a single individual,” Wike said. He said the INEC was sympathising with the former governor and was shielding him from embarrassment. “Go and check the results that have been collated. He failed. He also lost at the federal constituency level. He won’t get senate, he won’t get the federal constituency and he won’t get the state assembly. So, it is making them; let’s protect this man; it’s too embarrassing that they say he can’t even get state house of assembly.
“That is our position. INEC should release Ikwerre local government result. In fact, they must. They have no choice. Whatever they have eaten, they should send it back. Whatever they have taken from him, they should give him back,” he said. We Do Not Crown Winners of Election, Says INEC… Meanwhile, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) yesterday said that contrary to insinuations by some persons, the commission “does not interfere with the decisions of the electorate but only declares those who won election fair and square.”
Speaking to THISDAY in a telephone interview, the INEC Deputy Director on Media and Publicity, Mr. Nick Dazang said as far as the Rivers state re-run election is concerned; only those elections that have been concluded were returned and declared. “INEC does not crown winners of elections as alleged. It declares those who have won fairly and squarely through transparent processes winners,” he said.
On whether the commission was about to release results from areas where elections were cancelled in Rivers state, Dazang said INEC does not intend to declare results in places where the electoral processes were inconclusive. “As at the time elections were suspended in Rivers state, not all were concluded, consequently only those that have been concluded have been returned and declared. The outstanding ones will be conducted at a date to be scheduled by the commission,” he added.
Withholding collated results, threat to democracy, says PDP… In a related development, the South-South zonal leadership of the PDP has urged INEC to, as a matter of urgent national important, release the remaining results of the recently concluded re-run election in Rivers State, stressing that it would greatly serve the interest of the nation’s democracy and peace. In a statement by the South-South chairman of the PDP, Dr Cairo Ojougboh, the party strongly criticized the activities of INEC particularly in the conduct of Rivers State election.
Outstanding Constituencies In Rivers re-run elections, 22 out of 32 state constituencies were contested; 12 out of 13 federal constituencies and 3 senatorial districts. INEC has so far released results of 11 state constituencies and four federal constituencies. Outside the 8 local government areas where INEC suspended elections, INEC has not released results in 3 federal constituencies, namely Bonny /Degeq00ma, Okrika /Ogu /Bolo, and Emohua /Ikwerre.
Outstanding federal constituencies in the 8 suspended local government areas are Asaritoru /Akukutoru, Etche /Omuma, Tai/Eleme /Oyigbo, Khana/Gokana, and Opobo /Nkoro/Andoni. In the suspended areas, the outstanding state constituencies are 9, namely Assritoru 1 and 2, Etche, Tai, Eleme, Gokana, Khana 1 and 2, and Bonny. Outstanding state constituencies outside the suspended LGAs 2, namely Bonny and Ikwerre
We won't hesitate to Vote Buhari Out In 2019 – Enugu Residents lament...

Residents of Enugu and indigenes of the state have said that they would rather remain with PDP than suffer under APC that has not brought the positive changes they based their campaign on. And whatever damage the PDP did to Nigeria’s economy no longer mattered to them. They maintain that what matters to them is how effective government is in currently handling problems.
Ahead of the 2019 general elections therefore, most residents of Enugu State are girding their loins to ensure that President Muhammad Buhari, of the All Progressives Congress, APC, led Government does not return to power. They say that if their votes would only matter, the present government will face change. The intractable hike in Premium Motor Spirit, PMS, price which sold at N220per liter during and after the Easter celebration is not acceptable to them.
The residents who wore long faces as they spoke to Vanguard at some filing stations in the metropolis said,” a corrupt Peoples Democratic Party,PDP,government did not cause the hardship we are facing now under APC Government”. They recalled that the Minister of State for Petroleum Resources,Dr. Ibe Kachikwu had assured the nation of adequate supply of products during the celebration. It never happened and people spent the Easter on queues to buy fuel the same thing that happened to them at Christmas.
PMS, otherwise known as Fuel sold at N160 before the Easter celebration in Enugu State against the approved pump price of N86.50K. Saurday Vanguard checks revealed that most residents marked the Easter in a gloomy mood as prices of staple food items sky-rocketed. Mrs. Ebere Agu,a widow with three children told Vanguard that she has never experienced the level of hardship subsisting in the country now,for the past 53 years she was born.
According to Mrs. Agu, ”I have never seen a thing like this since I was born. The only thing that is moving in this country is the increasing number of prisoners in our various prisons across the country. The government will have to devote more resources in building prisons as the tough conditions may force some weak minds into crime. Look at all economic indices, they are all flagged red. We will go Unclad to resist a return of this government”.
Another respondent,Uche Ibe, an unemployed undergraduate said that the APC-led government was a fraud that preached welfare of the unemployed only for the party to toss them out of window on assumption office. “APC campaigned on N5,000 stipend for all unemployed graduates to woo the electorates in the days leading to the general elections.
They have suddenly realized that it is not feasible to implement. A man knows his friends in times of adversity, certainly,APC, has lost it” the unemployed graduate lamented. The Chairman/founder of the United Progressives Party, UPP, Chief Chewas Okorie who also was the party’s presidential candidate at the last general election told Saturday Vanguard over the phone that,”if the fuel crisis persists,it will spell disaster for the APC in 2019.
Although there appears to be parameters by the Federal Government to ease the hardship,if itdoesn’t subside within 30 days,that will mean doom for APC. Another respondent, Okey Agbo, an Enugu State indigene but residing in Ebonyi State regretted that the level of hardship induced by the fuel crisishas forced businesses to close shops even as cost of all goods and services has sky-rocketed following the unending situation.
In few filling stations where fuel soldat the approved pump price of N86.50K, motorists had to spend days to purchase regulated volumes while black marketers had a field dayin connivance with operators to sell at suffocating prices of N500 per liter especially to night crawling motorist who ran out of fuel. The fuel scarcity is nationwide even as some people Enugu insist the problem could be a factor in the 2019 elections.
Hahaha! This is Waje’s Response To Her Daughter’s April Fool Prank


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