Be patient!!! No Quick Fix For Nigeria’s Problems – Buhari

President Muhammadu Buhari on Wednesday advised Nigerians to lower their expectations of his government, saying there is no quick fix for Nigeria’s gargantuan problems. Speaking in Beijing, China, at a meeting with members of the Nigerian Community in China, Mr. Buhari said it would take some painful, long steps to reverse the damage done to the country in the past years.

“We hear proposals for short cuts or quick wins,” Femi Adesina, special adviser on media and publicity, quoted the president as saying. “However, all we need to do is look at our history to know that there are no quick wins or short cuts in fixing Nigeria. The many decades of damage and destruction cannot be repaired overnight.

“Clearly, our vision of a diversified and inclusive economy will not be achieved overnight. It will be a long, and in some cases, painful journey. I am very confident we will get there. But we must start that journey now. “The reform program we are implementing is not because oil prices are below $45 per barrel today. It is because when oil prices were over $100 per barrel, majority of Nigerians were still suffering.

They were simply forgotten and left behind. So, our reforms are to ensure that the majority of Nigerians are not left behind.” President Buhari also reaffirmed his total commitment to winning the war against corruption, saying corruption was an arch-enemy of the nation which had destroyed the lives of many Nigerians. “I ask for your support to make our vision of stamping out corruption a reality in the shortest possible time,” Mr. Buhari said. “Whoever is caught will not be spared.

“The government is still being dared, but those who are sensible should have learnt a lesson. Those who are mad, let them continue in their madness. He also warned vandals and saboteurs blowing up oil and gas installations in Nigeria to desist immediately or face the same drastic action being taken against extremist Boko Haram sect by the Armed Forces.

“I am aware that in the last two weeks, the national grid collapsed a number of times. I hope this message will reach the vandals and saboteurs who are blowing up pipelines and installations. “We will deal with them the way we dealt with Boko Haram.” Mr. Buhari assured the Nigerian Community that the Federal Government was working very hard to overcome current national challenges and deliver on its promise of a better Nigeria.

President Buhari also assured the Nigerian community that his administration was fulfilling its promise of improving security across the country. “When we came into office in 2015, Boko Haram insurgents occupied 14 Local Government Areas.

Today, I am pleased to say the insurgents have been routed out of these local governments and their capacity to fight as a force has been significantly degraded. “We will continue working hard to ensure that the group is eliminated. This is achievable. And we will not settle for anything less,” he said.

The 10 glaring Signs A Lady Will Become A Runs Girl...

Without wasting time, here are the attributes showing that a lady will end up becoming a runs girl.

1. She greedily depends on Guys for money The reality is that when a lady is evolving into a runs girl, she will have such low respect for herself and greed for more money so that she can go shopping for a bunch of useless crap such as shoes, clothes, wristwatch, etc, to the extent that she will be willing to LovePeddler herself out just to satisfy her excessive desires

2. She receives phone calls every now and then Even though a lady is not a runs girl but the moment she keeps receiving calls from various men not for business purpose but for a date then it means that she’s gradually becoming a runs girl. Some of these ladies even pride themselves based on the number of calls they receive daily from guys.

3. She never appreciates little Gifts A young lady who never appreciates little gifts is an ingrate and therefore has a great chance of becoming a runs girl. Just when you send recharge N100 card to a lady and she calls to bash you that is that what your mates are giving as a gift? Be rest assured that she will soon become a wayward girl

4. She’s very Lazy Like my lecture always says that laziness is the route to all evil. The moment a lady is too lazy to read or work towards making her own money then it shows she’s most likely to become a runs girl.

5. She often begs for recharge card Another sign that a lady is gradually becoming a runs girl is that she never buys recharge card or subscribe for data bundle but always deem it as guys responsibility. Yesterday, a lady in my villa was bragging that she can never use her money to buy a phone, recharge cards or subscribe data bundle when there are guys at the beak of her finger to take such responsibility. Smh

6. She Keeps more than one Boyfriend In as much as ladies enjoy the thrill of the chase by guys but when it gets into her head that she starts having more than one boyfriend, then it clearly shows she will soon become LovePeddler. Some even keep more than three boyfriends e.g one na sugar daddy, the second one na s*x machine while the one na handkerchief…e.t.c

7. Posting irrelevant pictures on social media Another sign of an intending runs girl is that she’s so much concerned about her body, hence, posting irrelevant pictures every now and then on BBM, facebook, whatsapp and the likes for people’s validation on how she looks. In fact, when it becomes a point of duty for a lady to upload more than five pictures a day, then it shows she will definitely become a runs girl. Some of them dey our BBM list

8. Multiple piercing of Ear Whether you agree with me or not, when a lady pierces up to three holes on the ear after which she fills them with earrings dangling from east to west and north to south, then this is an indication that she’s gradually becoming a runs girl

9. Bleaching When a young lady starts bleaching, be rest assured that she’s on her way to becoming a runs girl. Some of them will lie that it’s their real colour that is coming out due to good feeding and exercise. Smh

10. She bashes a broke dude I had a serious argument with a lady few days ago when she said she can’t imagine herself dating her fellow student (imagine, an 100l student claiming she can’t imagine herself dating a 400l student let alone her course mate). Meanwhile, na married men dis girl dey parole with oooooo… Any lady is with this ideology will definitely end up becoming a runs girl. By Tosyne2much Feel free to add yours!!

We always have to Borrow N600 Billion Monthly To Augment Salaries – FG

Secretary to the Government of the Federation, David Babachir Lawal, says the Federal government borrows an average of N600 billion every month to augment payment of salaries of workers. Lawal said this while speaking at the opening ceremony of the 63rd General Church Council (GCC) of Evangelical Church Winning All (ECWA) held at ECWA headquarters in Jos yesterday April 12th.

“The federal government borrows an average of N600 billion monthly and Federal Government gets N130 billion, and sometimes if it is lucky, it gets N200 billion from Federation allocation, and we have an expenditure profile of roughly N800 billion to N900 billion. Naturally, you need to augment sources from everywhere and from wherever you can find it. I’m talking about local borrowings, not international.

There are ways and means to raise the money, because the monies coming from the Federal allocation is not enough and the figures is not fixed; it varies from month to month, depending on what enters into the treasury and our own share of it federation account, just like the states. You remember Osun state got N55million in a month from the federal allocation and the state has a salary bill of over N4 billion in a month”he said

The reason Why Teenage Girls Become Suicide Bombers – Escapee explain

A 16-year-old girl identified as Fati, who regained freedom after spending two years in Boko Haram’s captivity, has explained how teenage girls volunteer to go on suicide missions in order to escape molestation and other forms of hardship under the sect.

Fati, whose name was changed to protect her identity, said young girls fight to strap on a bomb, not because they were brainwashed by their captors but because the relentless hunger and sexual abuse became too much to bear. “They came to us to pick us. They would ask, ‘Who wants to be a suicide bomber?’ The girls would shout, ‘me, me, me.’

They were fighting to do the suicide bombings,” Fati told CNN. “It was just because they want to run away from Boko Haram. If they give them a suicide bomb, then maybe they would meet soldiers, tell them, ‘I have a bomb on me’ and they could remove the bomb. They can run away.” The teenager who was kidnapped from her village by the insurgents shared her experience with CNN at a refugee camp in Cameroon.

Hehehe! Have You Seen The Buhari Merlin Photo? You Need To See This

Baba is far away China trying to Fix Nigeria’s problem and you all are here creating a funny meme of the President.. E no good oooo. 🙂 – I like it though!

Hehe! 60-Year-Old Woman Caned Publicly For Selling Alcohol...

A 60-year-old woman was caned in public in the North-West of Indonesia’s Sumatra Island today after a local district court declared her guilty for selling alcoholic beverages.

The local shariah court in Takengon in Aceh province ordered 30 strokes of public caning for Remita Sinaga. However, the sentence was reduced to 28 strokes due to time she served in detention for 47 days before the court verdict. “The convict will receive 28 strokes,’’ the verdict read, which was read out by the court prior to the public caning. Sinaga was among five offenders of Aceh’s strict interpretation of Islamic sharia law who were caned in front of a crowd.

The other four convicts were two couples declared who were guilty for committing adultery. The first couple, a 19-year-old man and 26-year-old woman, received three strokes each. The second couple, a former village chief in his 40s and a 30-year-old woman, received 100 strokes each. Report says Aceh is the only province in Indonesia that implements strict sharia law due to its special autonomy status, and public caning is a common punishment for offenders of its sharia bylaws.

Again??? Fulani-Herdsmen Raid Taraba Community, Kills 44 Villagers

About 44 persons were killed in series of attacks by suspected herdsmen in Gassaka and Bali local government areas of Taraba state, The state government said on Tuesday in a statement issued by Sylvanus Giwa, senior special assistant to the governor on media and publicity.

According to the statement said 20 persons were killed in Angai village; nine in Maisuma; eight in Dorei and seven in Fali. Giwa explained that the problem started after armed herdsmen were prevented from raping a lady in a community. He said the herdsmen, who were angered by the community’s resistance, unleashed terror on the people.

He said“The government is concerned that the current killings will be a major setback to Gov. Darius Ishaku’s efforts to resettle the Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) in the state,” the statement read. “Gov Ishaku has therefore, vowed to eliminate any form of insurgency by evil agents under any guise across the state.” The statement said the displaced women and children were taking refuge in Mayo-Selbe, Kungana and Garbabi communities.