Saturday, 30 January 2016

See What A Young Girl Obsessed With Nigerian Singer, Sean Tizzle Did (Photos)

Just look at what the love for singer Sean Tizzle made this young Nigerian lady do.

Debbie aka Olori Sean Tizzle last week created an Instagram page dedicated to photos of her and Sean Tizzle awkwardly paired up. She was discovered when she made this comment on Sean Tizzle’s IG page. How romantic is this?

What Women Really Want (Must Read)

Do you know a girl can be with you and be sleeping with other men for years and you won’t know? But if a lady calls you, the same girl who is cheating on you will start shouting that you are cheating on her. Lol! Women? If you find yourself with a wrong one just send her away before it’s too late.

But there are good girls out there and if you find one, love her well.

Read Below:-

The needs or should I say wants of women are so diverse that it even differs in each of them. What this woman wants is different from what the other wants thus making the frustration and anger of the men folk very understandable.

A man might have a sour relationship with a woman for a certain reason and when he tries to correct it in his next relationship, things go sour again because the new one wants what the old one didn’t want and this brings about the saying that women are so complicated and do not know what they want.

The truth is that human beings are insatiable not just the women. So pleasing them in every way is very impossible. But the good news is there are certain things EVERY woman craves for which when found, can make them very happy.

The first thing is comfort. No woman wants to be uncomfortable in her relationship. For a man to make his woman comfortable, he must have something doing and dreams of getting bigger.

This doesn’t mean she is materialistic. There are just some things that cannot be changed and one of them is the fact that a woman needs to take care of herself and look good every time for her man. The men should be happy about that and not complain about it. Or don’t they want something good for themselves? Another thing a woman needs is attention. Once she gets divided attention, the first thing that comes to her mind is that there is another woman, which might not be the case. It might be work, family issues or something else that has been bothering and taking their time. What the men need to do is talk to them about it.

Instead of trying to settle it on your own, why not share it with her and work things out together. That way, you’re giving her the attention she needs and attending to other things at the same time. Every woman likes feeling special. Take her out every once in a while, spend time with her, make her know your friends, offer listening ears and most of all, TRY to be there whenever she needs you.

Thirdly, a woman needs a man that understands her. Someone that knows when she is angry and how to calm her nerves, someone that knows what makes her upset and what makes her happy.

Not someone that can’t detect when something is wrong. They need their man to understand their feelings and respect it. Of course as a man, you deserve respect but she deserves some respect too.

One secret about women is that they reciprocate on impulse. Once she is loved, she gives love back. Now, this is not magic so it doesn’t work when you’re with a woman that doesn’t love you.

Most importantly, every woman wants to be trusted. The men should realize that women know what they want and that nobody wants something bad for himself/herself. Give your woman some space.

She needs freedom too. Don’t suspect her every move. Give her a benefit of doubt. Trust her judgements. Yes, it’s true that you can’t be right all the time and everyone needs correction at one point or the other. Correct them but be nice about it.

I know some of you reading this (especially the men) will say “how come the men get to do all this, what then will the woman do?” The truth is you tend to enjoy a woman who’s happy.

Once she’s happy, everyone around her will be happy, especially YOU. It might seem difficult to do all that I mentioned above but just give it a trial. Happiness is worth sacrificing for.

And never forget that nobody is perfect. We are all in a quest for perfection. A happy woman makes a happy home. Let us practice this and see where it gets us. Have a happy relationship.

The woman is not as difficult as you think. Good luck guys, that’s all I will say about this epistle of what our women want.

Suicide Bombers Now Disguising As Madmen – DHQ

The Defence Headquarters (DHQ) has alerted the general public about the new ways terrorists have started operating.
They now disguise themselves as madmen to carry out their suicide attacks.

Defence spokesman, Brigadier General Rabe Abubakar, who raised the alert yesterday January 29th, said the recent suicide attack in Gombi, Adamawa State was an example of such tactics.‎

He appealed to Nigerians to be very vigilant and report any suspicious movement they notice.

Hehehe!! How Did This Accident Happen? (See Photo)



It happened yesterday at Ahmadu Bello way Abuja opposite FCTA secretariat Abuja.

Guys, What Is The Greatest Lie You Have Told A Lady?

A lot of guys deceive ladies just to get under their panties these days.

But, truth be told, ladies don’t like guys who are sincere.

They prefer living in that fantasy land created by the guy than reality.
1. I love you
2. I will marry you
3. I will never cheat on you.
Do you know more? Please add it.

Hilarious Photo:- Her Name Is Esther, She Bleached Her Skin & Now She Is Now Called “Established”

Dudu turn white…

Saw this Picture on Instagram….. Established? ☺️ ☺️ Can’t stop laughing…

Friday, 29 January 2016

10 Categories Of Students That Request For Extra Booklets During Exam

I have carefully and systematically observed quite a fairly few sizeable number of students who request for extra answer sheets in the exam hall, and writing exam yesterday actually gave an incentive that led to the birth of this article.

10 Categories of Students That Request for Extra Booklets During Exam

1. The Oppressors

These categories of students will always top a list like this. They request for extra sheets primarily not because they actually need it but to subject other students to undue pressures making them look like they know nothing.

I wrote a very tedious exam yesterday that threw me into a condition where I was looking up to heaven to provide answers to the Greek look alike questions, when this dude subjected all of us to undue pressures by requesting for extra sheets, making us feel like we have only come to school not to learn but for excursion cheesy. Please, join me in prayer so that the lecturer will score me well. cheesy

2.. The Photocopiers

This is the category where I belong (as I no sabi book, at least, I suppose sabi copy well na)cheesy The photocopiers will copy the copiable answers of both friends and enemies regardless of their GPs (whether the GPs of those they are copying are 0.92, 1.00, 1. 1.25, for all they care) as long as their pens are busy. They will add the answers gotten from Noah to the one from Jarus, joined to the one from Seun Osewa, Wristbangle and Oliviaarims. Before you know it, they will write more than anyone else. When their booklets become voluminous and can no longer contain answers, they will request for extra sheets

3. The “I too know”

During lectures, these students will sometimes argue with lecturers and create argumentative scenes in the class; they ask both relevant and irrelevant questions in the lecture hall with a view of gaining publicity. They will ask questions during lectures and will still be the ones to answer it themselves (how ironical? cheesy ).

You would think they will hit first class/distinction because of their display of vast knowledge in all courses. They will go into the exam hall with this same character. When a lecturer asks ” Lucidly define Constitution”.

They will continue to write and write and go off point; they will narrate how Moses delivered the Israelites from Bondage; and how King Solomon married 500 wives and lusted after 300 concubines; they will even add Biblical references. When their booklets have been filled up, they will request for sheets to finish up their bull-crap.

4. The Story Tellers

They share similar characteristics with the “I too know” students. The story tellers can’t explain or define theories without telling stories to justify their answers. Their stories and digression get their booklets quickly filled up.

5. The Scholars

Of course, these ones are undoubtedly very brilliant. They will logically, lucidly and analytically answer exam questions and may demand extra booklets when need be. When they request for extra sheets, be sure that they will get nothing less than an “A”, unlike the “I too know” crew who would demand extra sheets and still end up with an “E”

6. Masquerade Carriers

In case you don’t know, masquerade carriers is a synonym for “expo colonial masters” who are talented in carrying ‘expo’. They are so skilled that they will still manoeuvre their way out even if thousands of invigilators are deployed to their exam hall. They will request for extra sheets, smuggle it into their pockets and will take it to their hostels. They will copy answers on it for the exam they are having the next day.

7. The Competitors

They say life is a race, if you don’t run fast, you may get trampled.. The competitors dwell in this notion that life is a race, therefore, when they spot a student requesting for an extra sheet, they will also request for extra sheets so as to compete with that person cheesy.

8. The Wetty-Palm Students

The size of their handwriting font is as big as Olumo rock; just two answers, their booklets don full. A blind man won’t even find it hard to read their booklet at a glance. But dont be suprised that some of the petty-wetty palm student will get capital ‘E’ and ‘D’ when the results come out.

9. The Misspellers

I also fall in this same category. We are called misspellers cos we aren’t good in spelling. Often, I even misspell my own names, department and course title and I will have cross it out and look at my school ID card to write correct spelling of my own name. By dint of our deficiencies in spelling, our booklets becomes so rough and illegible to read, hence, we cant help but demand for new sheets for fresh work.

10. Feel free to add the last one Written By Tosyne2much