Hehe! PHCN Bus Turns Bread-delivery bus (See Photo)

For all you who have been wondering why there has been abysmally poor power supply, I wish to bring to your notice that PHCN is no more in the business of power supply. The company now supplies bread. You may wish to contact the PHCN office nearest to you for all your bread needs.

The hijacked egypt air plane, finally lands in Cyprus

A Egypt Air plane with 81 passengers and crew has been hijacked and landed at the Larnaca airport in Cyprus, Cyprus state television RIK reported this morning. The flight was a local flight from Burj El Arab airport in the northern Egyptian city of Alexandria to the capital Cairo, Ihab Raslan, spokesman for the Egyptian ministry of civil aviation, tells newsmen. The Cypriot authorities haven't received any requests from the hijackers of the Airbus 320, RIK added. According to Egypt Air, at least one man is said to be involved in the hijacking and a bomb is also said to be involved. Story is still developing.

Goodluck Jonathan only called me 19 days after Chibok girls had been kidnapped- Kashim Shettima

Borno state governor, Kashim Shettima, says former President Goodluck Jonathan, called him 19 days after the Chibok girls were kidnapped from their school in April 2014. Shettima said this while playing host to former President Obasanjo who arrived Borno state yesterday on a 2-day visit.

"In our own case, Your Excellency, after the Chibok abduction of over 200 schoolgirls in April, 2014, it took 19 days for me to receive a call from the Presidency. I brought this mainly to show the difference, because we will only appreciate scenarios when we make comparisons.”he saidHe added that Obasanjo would have rescued the abducted girls if he was the president at that time.

The Church Bishop who was fined for noisy 3am services says it will continue......

Bishop Climate Irungu, 41, whose church, The Kingdom Church in Camberwell, south London, faced a fine of £7,740.50 earlier this month after residents nearby complained about sleepless nights, has refused to back down because according to him, that is the time when "demons are active". He has however taken measures to appease residents by soundproofing the building. The nighttime is "the time when we’re dealing with spiritual things, when the spiritual world is busy". That's the time when demons are more active, when people are asleep, that's when they will come," Irungu said.

The Bishop who heads 400 churches worldwide says people come from far and near to seek solutions to their problems. He said that hate mail from atheists and "people like witches and Satanists" will be dealt with by God . “I’m hoping that people who have been mocking us, people speaking bad things – God is going to deal with them. Our 3am service has helped hundreds of people whom have all shared their testimony about what God has done for them.”

WYTE IMAGE MEDIA UNVEIL 5 ARTISTES TO STORM BENUE PROFILE AWARD 2016

WYTE IMAGE MEDIA UNVEIL 5 ARTISTES TO STORM BENUE PROFILE AWARD 2016 (PUBLIC DEMAND) After asking the audience to make suggestions of 5 Artistes to storm Benue Profile Award 2016 with regard to celebrating Benue’s own Music Stars, these were their favourites; 2 FACE IDIBIA He is definitely Africa’s number one. We don’t need to write much about him in order not to bore you with stuffs about him you probably might have read over 20 times somewhere else. Been Africa’s number one and proud citizen of Benue State, a lot of people requested his presence at the Benue Profile Award 2016. But to be honest, after putting a call to his manage Efe, this was his exact words; “Wow! We would have been honoured to be at the Benue Profile Award 2016. But in honest, we have a show in London and other part of the world around that same period with Benue Profile Award 2016. I will not assure you of our coming, and I will not tell you that we won’t come.

Let us leave it 50-50. If we are within the country around that period, we will definitely turn up for the show. We watched your last edition on Hip Tv which featured top Nigeria arts. We are proud of Benue and we love what you guys are doing. In fact, even if we won’t be around, we will definitely send our support to the event. GEOFFREY ORJI It takes a ball to be a Project Fame Winner, It takes a ball to be a heavy weight in the Nigerian Music Industry, It takes a ball to be Geoffrey Orji. Ball in this context depicts talent. Geoffrey Orji is one of the rave Nigerian Artiste at the moment, making Benue proud with his talent.

The Project Fame winner West Africa will be storming Benue Profile Award 2016 as demanded by the public. One thing you would not want to miss, is his sensational voice and excellent performances on stage anytime he grabs the mic. Catch Geoffrey live at Benue Profile Award 2016. JOE EL AMADI Joe El is one artiste you can’t just get enough of his vibes. Joe El is also one of the heavy weights in Nigeria Music Industry. Kennis Music number one. After his last appearance in Benue at the Profile Award Nigeria 2015, his fans can’t wait to have him back. JUMABEE We don’t need to tell you what S2DB number art “ Jumabee” is capable of doing each time he grabs the mic.

Jumabee is one of Nigerian artiste that knows how to manage his stage, audience and his music. No wonder, at the end of every event Jumabee appears, he usually takes the Glory of all the performing arts with his energetic and electrifying performance on stage. Jumabee trilled his fans at the last edition of profile award. So much anticipations from Benue people to have him back on this edition of Benue Profile Award 2016. CHYGOZ A sensational R&B Singer solidifying his stands in the Nigeria Music Industry. Chygoz will be completing his 9 state tours on the 27th of March 2016. In fact, we got a lot of request demanding his presence at the Benue Profile Award 2016. And the good news is this, after speaking with his manager, this was his exact words:

My artist Chygoz is one of your own (Benue), he started from Benue and we are grateful to God for the huge success we have been achieving for the past years. I want to assure you that my artist Chygoz will definitely hit the Benue Profile Award stage, but this time on a different form. We love Benue and its good to be back home again. Anticipate Chygoz!!! RHYUS JONES A Benue Born but based in Lagos. Rhyus Jones has his fan base mostly outside Benue State, particularly Lagos.

He is one big thing to happen to Benue in the Nigeria music industry. Rhyus Jones is one of the fastest rising art in Nigeria Music Industry. For the first time, he will be storming Benue with what he knows how to do best. Anticipate Rhyus Jones at the Benue Profile Award 2016. Wyte Image Media will be unveiling the official hosts for Benue Profile Award 2016. Guess our hosts for this edition! Inquires contact: 07053544521 Like our facebook page: Profile Magazine BBM PIN: 28c791db

10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter (SEE ALL)

The death, burial and resurrection of Jesus which signifies the payment for the penalty of our sins, thus, purchasing for all who believe in him, eternal life in Christ Jesus.

Easter period, which is supposed to be a time when Christians truly celebrate the resurrection of Jesus, rather, they they engage in all sort of immoral acts such as scamming, womanizing, partying, clubbing and with the notion that they are celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ Without wasting time, below are the ways sinners celebrate Easter.

1. Guys patronize Prostitutes It’s very pathetic that during Easter period, some youths will save up their hard earned money and will squander it on prostitutes with the notion that they are celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. In as much as I don’t patronise these people, at least, I have friends who indulge in this silly and shameful act

2. They Drink Beer and smoke Indian hemp as merriment This is the time when beer palour normally record a large number of patronizers. You see various sinners devouring turkey with their left hands with turkey on their right hands at pepper soup joint.

3. Runs Girls Rendezvous at exotic places with Rich Men During this period, the demand for runs girls is usually on the increase, therefore, you will see them hovering at hotels, parties and shows just to attract interested and the best of chairmen.

4. Guys Invite their Girlfriends for s*x This is how an average Nigerian guy celebrates Easter. They will invite their girlfriends for marathon s*x. Some guys will use viagra prior to her arrival and by the time the lady refused to show up they will resort to masturbating so as to relief their erected joystick.

5. They go to club house Another way sinners celebrate Easter is that they go to club, drink and dance their lives out from dusk till dawn

6. Thugs/Policemen create road blocks to collect money from car Owners This is usually common with thugs as well as policemen. You will see them barricade the roads and will not give way to vehicles unless they are being paid their Easter entitlement.

7. Ladies Scam Guys For Money Another way greedy ladies celebrate Easter is that they hide under the canopy of Easter celebration scamming men for money. Some are even ready to offer their kitty-cats as compensation

8. Fake Pastors Rob their members of their Tithes and Offering Fake pastors also celebrate Easter by scamming gullible church members, using Bible verses to scare them to sow into the church for the resurrection of Jesus after which they will load the money into their pockets and will be riding exotic cars. May God arrest these people using Jesus to scam

9. They celebrate their girlfriends instead of Jesus Christ Instead of them to upload the pictures of Jesus Christ, they will upload the pictures of their girlfriends adoring and heaping praises on her

10. Guys Womanize on social media I used to be guilty of this act before I gave my life to Jesus. During the period of Easter guys are usually found on social media e.g, Facebook, twitter and the likes, hunt for ladies to celebrate Easter with. Feel free to add yours

Oops!!! Google Mistake Lil Kesh For Reekado Bank – see.

This Is happening aftermath the Headies Award fight. When you google Reekado Banks, It shows you a picture of Lil Kesh first. See screenshot below:-