Thursday, 28 January 2016

21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big B*.0bs

Are you heavily endowed upstairs? Unless you did bosom enlargement, consider it an asset and a gift from God. However, the following are some experiences you will be having on account of your tonne of mammary glands:

1. You’ll have deep cleavage and you sure can’t help that.

2. Hugging becomes clumsy because your b*0bs reach the other person before your arms do.

3. You grasp your b*0bs to stop them from bubbling up and down anytime you run up stairs or down stairs.

4. You lose snacks in your cleavage and only find them later when you take off the bra.

5. You struggle to minimize attention to yourself when you go in briefs at the beach.

6. Seat belts become inconvenient and seem to choke you.

7. You find yourself always defending your b*0bs because people ask if they are real.

8. People adjudge you as pushing your melons at them when you speak to them.

9. You get embarrassed at work because you try to look nice but your buttons keep popping open.

10. Your Tips show off themselves as visible when you don’t intend them to.

11. You’re bound to harm yourself even though your b*0bs seem to be your main selling point.

12. Putting on a sports bra becomes essentially impossible and a workout in itself.

13. You’ll always spill things on yourself, and when you do…it will be on your b*0bs.

14. Your bras work so hard to hold up your b*0bs to the point of making permanent indentation marks in your shoulders.

15. You will always feel it is necessary to deduct the weight of your b*0bs from the scale reading to obtain your real weight.

16. Suddenly jumping up and down for joy becomes embarrassing to you.

17. You immediately lose sight of the TV as soon as you lie on your back.

18. Wearing long necklaces becomes useless because you lose them forever in your cleavage.

19. You will wear cute shoes, but strain to see and admire them.

20. You’ll complain about your big b*0bs and the associated problems, but still prefer them to smaller b*0bs.

21. You always find yourself being rated against the immense size of your b*0bs.

Gun Shots As MOPOL And Naval Personnel Clash In Port Harcourt

There was tension and panic among motorists and pedestrians as result of the shootings between Mobile Policemen and some Naval men around Mobile Police, MOPOL, Barracks, off ‘Mummy B’ road, Port Harcourt, the Rivers State capital at about 6.pm.

It was not clear what led to the clash that led to exchange of gunfire that made motorists and pedestrians who were initially trapped in traffic jam to abandon their cars and took to their heels in different directions. The sound of gunshots caused traffic gridlock at GRA junction, Port Harcourt /Aba expressway, Mummy B road and Stadium road as motorists and Pedestrians tried to hurry home.

Eyewitnesses said the fracas started over right of way in the ever busy and congested roads in the rush hour traffic. According to eyewitnesses who called into WAZOBIA/Info.fm radio Port Harcourt, evening programme traffic report said they could not fathom what caused the verbal exchange before they heard of gun shots.

Another eyewitness said: “A man suspected to be a Mobile Policeman sprayed a substance suspected to be teargas on the face of a military man. At that instant the military man cocked his rifle and shot a man in mufti. Within minutes other Mobile Policemen swarm the scene and tried to disarm him. In the ensuing melee shots were fired. I saw a military man running in blood stains.”

A couple of other motorists confirmed hearing several gunshots around the MOPOL barracks area prompting them to take alternative routes home. The Rivers Police Public Relations Officer, Ahmad Muhammad, confirmed there was an incident between the Police and Naval Personnel but that the matter had been resolved.

He denied that there was casualty in the clash that lasted for half and hour. Clashes between the military and policemen occur frequently is always a commonplace at resulting to deaths. Source: PMnews

I Will Speak On The $2.1bn Arms Deal Scandal At The Appropriate Time – Jonathan

Former President Goodluck Jonathan says he will speak on the ongoing $2.1 billion arms deal scandal at the appropriate time.

Jonathan is currently in Geneva. Switzerland, where he is holding a press conference and will also be hosted by a committee of diplomats. See tweets below:-

Saraki To Obasanjo: I Will Respond To Your Letter Formally

Senate President, Bukola Saraki,Wednesday, acknowledged receipt of a letter from former President Olusegun Obasanjo, drawing his attention to alleged corruption in the National Assembly. But Saraki,who said he was still studying the letter hinted that he would formally write a reply to the former president in no time.

This came as the Senate spokesman,Aliyu Sabi, feigned ignorance of the presence of the letter in the Red Chamber just as he said he would not comment on it until his attention was drawn to the letter. The Senate President,responding to inquiry on whether he was in receipt of the letter, confirmed that the said letter was presently on his table.

Speaking through his Special Adviser,Media and Publicity,Yusuph Olaniyonu, Saraki,insisted that he would officially communicate the former president on the issues he raised.

“The Senate President has acknowledged that he has received the letter and that he would formally communicate the former president,”Olaniyonu said.

But the Senate spokesman, Aliyu Sabi claimed that he was not aware of the said letter to the Senate President. He, however, said if there was to be a letter, it would be communicated to senators through the Senate President,adding that he would speak when such was done.

“As far as I am concerned, I am not aware of any letter to the Senate President from the former president,so I cannot comment on what I am not aware of.

“We have a constitution on this country and any communication to the National Assembly must follow the laid-down rules,so like I said, when I am informed of the said letter,I can now speak,”he told Vanguard.

The former president is said to have written the National Assembly,through the Senate President,Bukola Saraki, accusing the lawmakers of corruption, impunity and greed.

The former president specifically accused the lawmakers of fixing and earning salaries and allowances far above what the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission, approved for them.

Jobless Husband Beats Up Pregnant Wife Over Refusal To Give Him Money

A 33-year-old man, Ekwere Alex was Wednesday arraigned at an Ogudu Magistrates’ Court, Lagos for allegedly assaulting his pregnant wife, Ekwere Esther.

According to the prosecutor, Sgt. Ihiehie Lucky, the complainant, Esther, had lodged a complaint that her husband, ‘an applicant, collects her salary every month end.’

The prosecutor alleged that the accused assaulted and battered his wife on January 14, because of her refusal to part with her December salary. He said that Esther, whose delivery date was near, was paid her December salary and preceded on her vacation. “The accused chased her with her pregnancy around the house premises and beat her up.

“According to the complainant, her husband threatened to kill her if she dares come back to their house,” the prosecutor noted, adding that the accused had refused to supply his wife with basic needs, knowing fully well that her health and that of the baby were at risk.

The accused of No 5, Owodunni Street, Oworonshoki, is facing a four- count charge of assault, intimidation and failure to supply necessaries. Lucky said the offences contravened Sections 170, 171, 56 and 245 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011. The accused, however, pleaded not guilty to the four-count charge.

The Magistrate, Mrs O Sule Amzat granted the accused bail in the sum of N 50, 000 with two sureties who must be gainfully employed. Amzat then adjourned the case to February 22.

“He Is My Friend” Okocha Supports Oliseh Despite Super Eagles Flop At Nations Cup

Ex-international,Austin “Jay Jay” Okocha, says the Super Eagles’ performance at the ongoingChampionship of African Nations (CHAN)is not enough yardstick for measuringSunday Oliseh’s worth. The home-based Eagles crashed out of the championship in Rwanda on Tuesday, after finishing third in Group C after a lone goal defeat by Guinea in last group match.

Okocha, a former Super Eagles’ Captain, toldNANon Wednesday that Oliseh needed more time to build a formidable Super Eagles squad.

“For Sunday Oliseh, he is my friend, he is my colleague; I think he has got all it takes to get us back on track.

We don’t need to use the CHAN to judge him, we just need to encourage him, support him and let him do his thing. Hopefully, he is the right person to take us to where we want to be.’’

Wednesday, 27 January 2016

Death Of Female Lassa Fever Patient In Lagos Confirmed

Dr Jide Idris, the Lagos State Commissioner for Health, on Wednesday confirmed the death of a 27-year-old Lassa Fever patient in one of the General Hospitals in the state.

Idris, in a statement issued in Lagos, said, “The case was confirmed as Lassa fever on Jan. 26.’’ According to him, a 27-year-old lady travelled to Edo on Dec. 24, 2015 and returned to Lagos on Jan. 2. ”She became ill on Jan. 14, and received care in one private hospital and three churches before she was referred on Jan. 23 to Ijede General Hospital with fever, vomiting, diarrhoea and body weakness.

”The patient died within a few hours of admission. The remains of the patient have been kept in the morgue in leak-proof body bag. She is to be buried after due consultation with her family. ”Ninety people have been line-listed as contacts of the last confirmed case as at Jan. 26 and contact tracing is ongoing,’’ the commissioner said. He said that Lagos had recorded 20 suspected cases of Lassa fever as at Jan. 26 since its outbreak in Nigeria in November, 2015.

Idris said in the statement that of the 20 suspected cases, 14 tested negative, four were confirmed positive of Lassa fever while results of two suspected cases were still pending.

He said that one case was confirmed on Jan.15, two cases on Jan.18, while another case was confirmed on Jan. 26. The commissioner said that the ministry had line-listed 537 contacts of the confirmed cases, adding that 534 (99 per cent) of the contacts were currently being monitored.

He, however, urged residents to observe basic environmental sanitation, including proper disposal of refuse, personal hygiene, adequate nutrition while avoiding open defecation and spitting.

The commissioner urged the public to report suspected cases to the nearest public health facility or notify the ministry through the available lines.