Sunday, 7 February 2016

I Went To A Doctor For Check Up, He Started Squeezing My Br.€ast – Lady Cries Out

Ladies, if you go to hospital to check your private organs, try ask for a female doctor to avoid this… I dont know if I should tell my husband about this or just swallow it to avoid problems.

I went to a hospital close at Alausa to check for chest lumps. A very young doctor came strolling in to the office. He looked so young…but I decided to keep cool as he was wearing white and was actually assigned to me by the admin at the general waiting area.

The hospital was actually recommended by my sister in-law who had her mammogram there. It was my first time and I was very uncomfortable when he asked me to remove my top and bra and then he started touching my breasts. I decided to close my eyes and wait for him to finish the examination.

The touching soon turned to caressing… At a point he seen to concentrate on my Tip and to be honest, I have a very sensitive Tip and they always harden and jut out when touched (even breast feeding my babies felt that way). This went on and on until I was almost shivering. I was embarrassed beyond words and wanted to ask if lumps form in the Tip area but i felt so violated to speak.

I opened my eyes to tell him to stop only to discover that he was looking at me smiling sheepishly… all the while he’s been handling my breasts! I felt so awful. I felt used and molested. He didn’t say a word, I removed his hands and dressed up while he continued smiling and then started saying some medical trash that didnt make no sense to me cos I wasnt listening anymore.

When I finished dressing up, he even asked me to come back in 7 days time for another round of checks as I left his office.

This happened on Monday and up till now I have this heavy feeling of being violated by a young boy who calls himself a doctor. I still cannot calm down, as if I was defiled. I have been moody and don’t know if I should just tell my husband.

Jose Mourinho Closing In On Manchester United Deal

Jose Mourinhois on the brink of getting the job of his dreams by becomingManchester Unitedmanager this summer.

In a dramatic twist for Manchester football, it means he would resume his toxic rivalry with Pep Guardiola, who was announced last Monday as City’s new boss for next season. No deal has been signed but talks have opened and Mourinho has his heart set on the job.

United see him as the one man who can go head to head with Guardiola when trying to lure new talent to the club. Louis van Gaal’s position at Old Trafford has become increasingly fraught.

United will make a change in the summer as sources close to Mourinho have indicated he has no wish to take over in the middle of a season, preferring instead to start afresh ahead of the 2016-17 campaign.

SOURCE: dailymail uk

By 2050 Nigerians Will Starve To Death If….. Presidency Laments

THE Presidency, yesterday, raised alarm that Nigerians would starve to death by 2050 if nothing was done to ensure an all year round farming. It also said with the rate the country was going, the population would by 2050 rise to 509 million. According to the Federal Government, the present mode of farming will not sustain the increasing population in the country. It noted that there was the urgent need for all major stakeholders to work towards improving mechanized farming and irrigation, to ensure an all year farming to avert the problem. Speaking, yesterday, during the budget defence of 2016, Minister of Agriculture, Chief Audu Ogbeh, said the country had the capacity to grow the grass required by the cattle to consume. He also said:- “We have written to state governments to encourage them to develop dams and canals so that agriculture becomes an all year round activity and it is not confined to the rainy season alone.

“Besides, by 2050, Nigeria population will be very close to 500 million at the current rate of growth. This is just 34 years from now. If we carry on at the current rate of one crop per year, with very low mechanization, Nigerians run the risk of starving to death.

He said: “We intend to intensity and consolidate on the local staples, the yams, the cassava, the beans, especially rice and wheat. Both of which consume $11 million per day in import. The figure is going down a bit. We can’t afford that in the long run because we don’t even have the resources.

“The ministry has put necessary machinery in motion to stop the constant bloody clashes between herdsmen and farmers. We have decided we are going to develop massive paddocks across the country.

“What the cows are looking for is grass and water. We have the capacity to grow the grass we want not just any kind of grass but highly nutritive grass for the cows to eat. If it can be done in Kenya, Saudi Arabia, there is no reason why we can’t do it here.

’There is sizable provision for grassing at hinterland, by developing water, drilling of boreholes and small dams to irrigate those areas already mapped out. In the process we hope that the cattle herdsmen would have a more stable life.’

Hoodlums Beat Up & Injure Worshippers During Church Service In Osun

Worshipers at the Divine Victory Evangelical Church of God Gospel Ministry last Sunday escaped death by a whisker as hoodlums armed with guns and other dangerous weapons invaded the church, beat them up and injured some.

Our correspondent gathered that one of the youths at Isale Agbara in Ita Olokan area of Osogbo where the church is located was seen defecating very close to the church and was challenged by some of the worshippers.

The youth was said to have left the place in anger and went and mobilised some hoodlums who were armed with guns, cutlasses and other weapons. The hoodlums, on getting to the church, unleashed terror on the worshipers during service. The incident happened on Sunday January 31st, 2016.

Some of the youths in the church were said to have engaged the hoodlums in a fight but they were overpowered and some of them were reportedly injured by the hoodlums.

A resident of the area, who identified himself simply as Taye, told our correspondent in Osogbo on Saturday that the service was disrupted as most of the worshipers fled the scene of the incident after about 10 of them had been injured by the rampaging hoodlums.

He said, “I heard that one of the area boys went to defecate close to the church and he was chased away by the church members.

The boy was said to have gone and brought some of his colleagues to come and attack the church.

” Some of the church members were injured by the area boys but the arrival of the officials of the National Security and Civil Defence Corps prevented the hoodlums from destroying the church completely and even killing some of the worshippers.”

The Head, Public Relations and Protocol Unit of the NSCDC in Osun State, Mr. Wale Folarin, confirmed the incident while speaking on the telephone with our correspondent.

He said seven of the attackers were arrested and weapons including a locally made gun were recovered from them.

Folarin said, “The timely intervention of officers and men of the Civil Defence prevented the fracas from escalating.

“Hoodlums and other trouble makers are warned not to jeopardise the peace being enjoyed in the state. Anybody caught will be severely dealt with and those on the run will soon be arrested.”

Peter Okoye Pictured Live In Stanford Bridge During Chelsea Match

Peter uploaded this photo and captioned it “Live from Stanford Bridge”

Checkout These Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses Some Nigerians Would Put Up

I trust Naija boys, They know how to get themselves out of any Money Spending events like Valentine.

Valentine is here, so on the 13th many guys will start looking for excuse for a breakup, excuses like:-

1. Hey why will you call me by 8:00am, ITS OVER

2. Why will you wear yellow shirt, I told you am allergic to yellow color, ITS OVER

3. Why will you close the door, ITS OVER

4. I said fry two eggs you fry one, ITS OVER

5. I told you to wash the clothes with Ariel you go use Omo, ITS OVER

6. Why will you be using Airtel when am Using Etisalat? ITS OVER

7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy? ITS OVER

8. Why will you call me with etisalat number, after I told you how they collected my airtime ITS OVER

9. Jeez, you are still using king James bible? ITS OVER

10. Why are you still using Facebook? ITS OVER

11. Why are you addicted to Social media? IT’S OVER

12. I told you not to Vote for Buhari during that Election period, Yet you went ahead abi? ITS OVER.

13. Boy:- Babe take this two eggs, Fry one and cook one.

Girl:- Boo am through

Boy:- Hey this is not the one I asked you to fry. You fried the one I asked you to cook and then you cooked the one I asked you to Fry, ITS OVER Don’t kill the Fun, Add your own Flimpsy via the Comment. Lets Go!!!

Photos:- A Nigerian “Emeka Nelson” Developed Electricity Generator That Is Powered By Water

A Nigerian man Emeka Nelson claims to have developed an electricity generator that is powered by water – The young inventor started a fundraising campaign, hopes to get N2,000,000 (or $10,000) asap – Emeka promises that his new invention, an “ultra modern bio digester” is coming soon Nsukka-born Emeka Nelson claims to have invented a generator that runs on water, a machine for recycling non-biodegradable wastes. His third invention, a bio digester, is under development.

A graduate of the National Metallurgical Training Institute has started a fundraising campaign on social media trough his partner, Karo Kanye Akamune.

Photos of made in Nigeria water-powered generator went viral on Facebook. Photo: Karo Kanye Akamune Apparently, the young man needs at least N1,000,000 (about $5,000) right now for continuation of his research and products’ improvements. The next step is to collect two million naira from angel investors.

Made in Nigeria water-powered generator (hydroelectric generator) in action. “Creative and inventive minds in Africa should be identified, supported and celebrated. Instead of marrying a third wife or building a forth house you would hardly ever sleep in, invest that money in people like Emeka Nelson,” Karo Kanye Akamune urges Nigerians on Facebook.

Emeka poses near MGBANWE C12, a machine that turns non-biodegradable wastes like plastics, waterproof nylon, etc. into “petrol, kerosene, diesel and some other heavy oils and interlocking stones”. Photo: Karo Kanye Akamune Emeka runs his private company, Creative E Machines, based in Awka, Nigeria.

An interlocking stone that was allegedly produced by MGBANWE C12. “I can imagine a world where human feaces, urine etc are turned into cooking gas and best of fertilizers for our farmers.

“I can imagine a society where this machine replaces all our soak away and pit latrine toilet systems. Creative minds tech team is working on it now,” the scientist/engineer wrote in his post dated February 6, announcing the new invention.

The innovators are in search for angel investors. Photo: Karo Kanye Akamune “Always remember, a country that does not produce man-made goods and services will always lag behind,” Karo Kanye Akamune notes. In your opinion, should these guys be funded or investigated?